L'ANANA INDUSTRIES
Do not argue. Obey, for We are watching.
L'Anana Industries takes care of all your needs. We have it all, ranging from Food to Security, and from Pins to The Box. All of this is arranged by our supreme leader, Lord Pineapple.
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L'Anana Industries supplies Press Boxes to anywhere, whether it be in the bleachers, at your own house, or in the middle of a highly-populated city! You can choose any color: Green, Gold, Black, White. You can also choose to add a flag with our logo on it, and speakers with "Africa" by Toto playing on them to make it look more appealing to victims- er, customers! And don't worry about it being stolen. We have implemented security features that will spread and make your life safe.
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Box
The Box can come in many shapes or sizes, ranging in prices from 500-600 pennies.They also come in four colors: Green, Gold, White, and Black. When you buy your box, make sure to place it in the most opportune place to get more visitors. Your box may look small now, but someday it may look like the one to the right, here. You may also choose to hang a flag with our logo on it on the top, or have speakers playing Africa by Toto.
Security
When you buy a box, do not be alarmed to find a dozen rubber ducks hiding inside. They will make sure no harm comes to the Box, from invaders, cats, or even you! Our specialized teams will patrol the area 24/7, while you can rest easy knowing that they will keep you safe. They also have locators they place around the area, and you can help by spreading them onward to other places.
Pin
With your first Box order, you will receive a pin. In order to spread word about us, please wear this wherever you go. Get more Boxes to get more pins, and give them to everyone you know- or don't know! Give them to important people that are in our way... of fashion!!! heh.. Like the President or prime minister. Give it to the police. Give it to sailors. Give it to potatoes, but do not, I repeat, DO NOT PUT THEM ON THE DUCKS!!!! Thank you.
Le Parle Anana
We also have a restaurant owned by the incredible Brian Lewis, called Le Parle Anana. It is always open, and it serves every edible, drinkable, and breathable. Ranging from Alive chicken to peach flavored water, to methane gas, the menu is very extensive. But we warn you, Le Parle Anana is very expensive and needs reservations.
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Contact
Our newest intern, D-J, will answer any questions asked in the chat below. Do not be afraid to ask any relevant questions to him, but we will make sure he does not give too much away by ending the chat when he does. Please try to understand, we're doing this for your good.